parallelathingy

Another way of saying parallelogram

Person A: Ok today we're going to learn about a parallelogram.
Person B: Oh you mean a parallelathingy?
Person A: WTF!?

by Cr8zyN8than September 9, 2022

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022

Paralysis

The collective noun for a group of gatekeepers in any large organization, especially government. Typically range from policy-quoting front-line workers up to middle managers with no hope of promotion.

"My proposal was well received by anyone I spoke to about it, but now it's been stymied by a paralysis of bureaucrats."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Phalacrophobia

It is the fear of balding. A lot of teachers at Freeport High School might have it because they are still holding on to the little hair they have left.

Person: I have Phalacrophobia.
Person 2: What is that?
Person: It is the fear of balding.
Person 2: *Shows person pictures of people balding*
Person: *Screams and hides back in closet.*

by Alter_Karma October 2, 2022

Paralowie

A place where Violence is legal and frequently happen every day.

PERSON1: "why is your nose broken"
PERSON2: "Paralowie bro, Paralowie"

"I have been to Paralowie" Messi said to the doctor why having an head surgery

by LILM12 November 1, 2022

Parallelprehensibilityficationeldehydravous

Rose is a model

'Wow, did you know Gigi Hadid is a model?'

"lmao, did you know Parallelprehensibilityficationeldehydravous?'

by sillywillycella December 6, 2022

Parallel

You see it right?

Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023