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Pandora

A name given to a girl which has links to Greek mythology. More recently in the 21st century Pandora has become the target of men, as they pursue the title of having smashed Pandora's box. Pandora therefore has become a sexual object that men aim to hunt down and with her approval, smash her box. This pursuit seems futile as Pandora's are very rare and elusive. The hunt for many will continue.... Very few succeed.
Jarryd said to Matt: "Hey mate what are we doing this Saturday?"
Matt replies: "What we do every Saturday, we're going to hunt Pandora down and smash her box into little pieces".
by Jagerbomber April 28, 2007
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the phantom

n. A sudden, usually unnoticeable, expulsion of feces from one's anus, similar in quality to diarrhea. Black in color and containing no solid matter whatsoever, the phantom leaves a burning sensation inside the subject after it has run its course. It can most often be mistaken for urination by those nearby, but the foul odor and seemingly infinite wipe-time are clear signs.

v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
"I ate a chicken bowl this morning, and an hour later I had the phantom."

"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."

"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
by C Dizzle September 27, 2005
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phantom

A word commonly used in place of the word "fathom" by people who either don't know the difference or are simply ignorant. It is not the correct use of the word, as a phantom is a ghost and a fathom is a measure of nautical miles (so it is used as a verb when you cannot comprehend or "get to the bottom of" something); "phantom" is a noun, not a verb.
Dude1: Did you hear? Lindsay totally stood Quentin up yesterday!
Dude2: Really? Aw, I just can't phantom how someone could do that!
Dude1: Uh.... you mean fathom?
Dude2: What?
Dude1: *facepalm*
by Watashi Wo Korosu Kudasai January 15, 2010
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Facebook Phantom

A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."

Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."

Guy 1: ...
by JuniorFrosty91 June 20, 2009
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phantom menace

An act whereby someone takes a dump in the tank section of the toilet rather than the bowl, leaving a menacing and lingering smell of unknown source
Ron left a phantom menace in the office bathroom before the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon the office's return the following Monday no on could determine the source of the stench.
by stevoid428 November 24, 2009
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phantom

When someone leaves an anonymous shit in a public/common toilet.
Who left that fucking Phantom.
Dude, I just left a phenom Phantom.
by Warsh June 29, 2004
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phantom wipe

When after you take a dump, you wipe your ass but see nothing on the toilet paper.
I just took a shit and did a phantom wipe.
by Bigg Gene March 24, 2006
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