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sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"
"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"
by TheNewSam May 26, 2019
mugGet the sad patrolmug.

hood patrol

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!
mugGet the hood patrolmug.

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back
The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled
by Justketchup May 29, 2020
mugGet the Boarder Patroledmug.

Blue Patrol

Blue Patrol is a Kansas county sheriff that were hunting the African American Outlaws
by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017
mugGet the Blue Patrolmug.

Gock patrol

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."
by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022
mugGet the Gock patrolmug.

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
mugGet the Highway Patrol Syndromemug.

Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
by mexican May 27, 2015
mugGet the Banter Patrolmug.

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