A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.
Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
by DaraAfterBeingRapedByBurke June 22, 2022
Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.
by Female omnipotence and worship April 19, 2020
maxi pad is a teef but i love her 🙄🤚
by 🙄🤚 November 11, 2020
by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023
After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.
by TacomaMendo February 19, 2010