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lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.
There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.
by liss09 October 20, 2009
mugGet the lawn cougarmug.

lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.
Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.
by Wocky July 25, 2017
mugGet the lawn pigmug.

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
by We love human shit September 5, 2023
mugGet the Mexican lawn mowermug.

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.
Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".
by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021
mugGet the Mow her lawnmug.

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
by Barndor July 30, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Mowermug.

Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Cuckedmug.

Lawn Manor Academy

the most shit school in the world. sexist as shit. Filled with furries , weirdos and pedos
I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school
If someone says this " I go to Lawn Manor Academy"

You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support
by GVSDFGDFGHFGDHGFDHFSGDSfdsafas February 10, 2024
mugGet the Lawn Manor Academymug.

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