shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

by DiddydogYrink April 14, 2017

Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

by tecopux May 5, 2021

Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.

"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015