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nonce

g fuck up u fat nonce cunt or ill bash ur fucking head in blud
nigga trynna suck lil tings tits fr. fucking nonce cunt
by niggha nonce April 25, 2023
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nonce

darcey is a synonym for nonce
omg ur such a darcey
did u just call me a nonce
by robloxgamer346899976 February 5, 2022
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Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties
-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce
by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024
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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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Nonce

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023
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Nonce

A kind, loving person. Cares for their friends and loved ones.
My dad is a nonce
by snapplaysminecraft March 15, 2021
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Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.
“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”
by Cooper03 August 30, 2019
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