non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.
I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed
by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006
Get the non-farted mug.

non binary

Somebody who is NOT mentally ill, but somebody who doesn’t identify as cisgender (male or female). Somebody who is non binary may use they/them pronouns or neopronouns. A common stereotype is them saying “did you just assume my gender” unironically. This is an offensive stereotype and should not be used.
John: Did you know that Juan is non binary
Linda: I never knew that. Do they use they/them pronouns?
John: Yes they do.
by gayrat.mp3 October 23, 2019
Get the non binary mug.

Non-hypothetical

referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.

www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com
in a non-hypotetical way, that was awesome.

non-hypothetically speaking, that was hot.
by N-HS July 22, 2009
Get the Non-hypothetical mug.

Non-Binary

Coolest person ever. Someone who isnt a male or a female.

usually named after inanimate objects* because they bend the rules, they are awesome like that.

More than likely dwell on twitter. Not huge fans of Instagram. Very funny.

Fans of Opossums and Blahaj the Ikia shark.

* ex.) sock, moss spelled mawce, rock, soup, arson, ect
That Non-Binary person over there is so hot. i wish i was dating them.
Wow, That Non-Binary person gets so many bitches. They are so sexy.
I am Non-Binary, my pronouns are They/Them.
by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
Get the Non-Binary mug.

non-vegetarian

1. Supporter of the most important creature of all: A hungry person.

2. A supporter or activist who is strongly pro-taste bud.

3. People who care for the environment by eating the excess animals.

4. One who feels that spending $7.99 for jumbo soy protein sausages in a recession is a poor lifestyle choice.
Vegetarian: You're having veal? They kill poor baby cows to make that! You might as well be eating a puppy!

Non-Vegetarian: You're obviously a vegetarian.

Vegetarian: Why? Because I object to the murder of living creatures?

Non-Vegetarian: No. If you'd ever had a puppy, you'd know that they're all stringy.
by H. Ott Dog July 12, 2010
Get the non-vegetarian mug.

can-nons

A version of cannons, also large breasts, fat tits, a big rack, bodacious ta-tas, you get my drift...
I salivate over my receptionist's can-nons.
by eyetalian September 08, 2006
Get the can-nons mug.

Non-Human

An living (organism) that is not human or of human origin.

Used to describe (aliens).
dude 1: "its non-human!"
dude 2: "no. its a cow/chicken/bug-monster.
by Metanator November 16, 2009
Get the Non-Human mug.