by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018
Get the Pony upmug. The pony dance refers to sex between small people.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
Get the Pony dancemug. by Exsiq March 22, 2022
Get the Penis Ponymug. A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.
Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome
by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021
Get the bob ponymug. pony gowder is when ur eating something so good you feel like a golden horse statue at the gates of heaven
by fannyfucka69 May 30, 2021
Get the pony gowdermug. 1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair
definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah
definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah
definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!
by cccasee April 25, 2019
Get the first ponymug. 