Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.
by Dr. AA January 19, 2018
Get the mushroom huntermug. A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government
Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
Get the Mushroom Cultmug. 
Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
Get the purple mushroommug. mushrooms that get one high. Supposedly non adictive. And now for the mindless rant of... the magic mushroom
shrooms
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics
by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003
Get the magic mushroommug. Slang for a small penis.
by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005
Get the Shitake Mushroommug. An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they often jiggle.
Traci: Wow jiggling mushroom at 12 o'clock.
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...
by Traci&James™ January 9, 2009
Get the jiggling mushroommug.