A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
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Get the post modern hipster mug.Often seen with her hair in a wolfcut or curtain bangs, often dyed, her eyes green or blue, she wears nose rings, blush and lipgloss and wears the best tops and pants from cyber and Y2K stores, often with skull and other prints. She is always on TikTok. She has a skinny but healthy body. All the guys go crazy for her.
She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.
You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.
You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
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Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
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