Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.

On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.

by Sew Donym February 20, 2020

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021