Minnesota Cowgirl

A girl from the north of the US but likes country music. Generally regarded as a bitch.

Person 1: “Sammy is such a Minnesota Cowgirl”
Person 2: “No, she’s a bitch”
Person 1&2 “Both”

by Dickshunaree Eckspert July 5, 2021

Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

by Twunk102 February 15, 2024

Minnesota snocap

When a man and woman are taking a shower and she starts jerking off the man. When he is about cum he gets on the edge of the tub and shoots cum under her nose, she doesn't realize it's there and she shorts to clear her nose and she sucks the cum up her nostril.

She took it to the next level when she took the Minnesota snocap up her nose instead of the cocaine .

by Itslurlur August 24, 2025

Minnesota Snowplow

Where one ejaculates on the side of an unsuspecting bystander.

She just looked so sad and aloof walking down the hallway. So just as she turned the corner, I ran up and gave her a Minnesota Snowplow. We both feel so much better now.

by umtonsilbarbiebutchersweetnlow February 19, 2014

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023

Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.

Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.

by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022