Mexican Hayride 

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.

If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!

Mexican Hayride by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009

mexican andy

An acne-filled stream sniper featured in the Ice Poseidon show on YouTube.

Mexican Andy is a pizza-faced leech.

mexican andy by AntisocialWeeb August 24, 2018

mexican dirt weed 

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.

You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!

mexican dirt weed by miguel benally October 28, 2007

Mexican Hipster 

Similar to a Hipster, but even poorer. They tend to be found at the back of Music Festival stages shuffling to any type of music or sound or nothing. They wear skinny tight jeans so their balls don't jiggle when they shuffle to prevent from chaffing. A lot of them originated from Socal and primarily from Downey, California and seem to know who Nicholas Reppert is.

Mexican guy: "Hey are you from Downey?"

Latino girl : "No, But do you know a Nicholas Reppert from Downey"

Mexican guy: "Yeah, how do you know him?"

Latino girl: "Because you look like a Mexican Hipster.

Mexican Hipster by Erica Lamb August 6, 2012

Mexican bagpipes 

The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.

I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window

Mexican bagpipes by C-goat October 2, 2010

Mexican Monday 

getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.

i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street

Mexican Monday by lolachan March 6, 2010

Mexican sweater 

1. A hooded woven cotton sweat shirt popular amongst hippies and frat boys in the 1980s, often with the Corona beer logo printed on the front.

2. The top five cards off the deck, which must be beaten when only one player stays in in a drop or match-the-pot poker game. So named because five random cards are just as likely to beat you as the hand of a stupid hippie or frat boy. If a player loses to the Mexican sweater, then he must match the pot and the game continues.

Not so fast--you still have to beat the Mexican sweater.

Mexican sweater by Siggie February 6, 2007