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Hydra mess

It's when you go and clean up a mess, then you turn your back for one second and it seems like two more, or the original sized mess has now doubled. Because people around you don't have a basic human functioning such as cleaning up after themselves, Or they are too lazy to do so.

( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)
"Cleaning up after this hydra mess is going to be the death of me. It seems like I turn my back for one second and two more have sprung up."
by DragonsBane07312000 January 12, 2022
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RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023
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humiliated mess

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
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Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
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Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
I made a huge dick-mess today
by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022
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Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.
by comedy man January 9, 2023
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That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way
"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"
by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022
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