Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

fs melted

what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something

McDonald’s is closed fs melted

by Sk8rshrek March 23, 2019

Melt

Someone who over complicates something for the sake of it causing annoyance to colleagues.

"Tim is such a melt"

by Funsp123 December 8, 2022

Tuna melt

What British boys in my school call others when they don’t wanna “scrap them behind the runcie building” or “shank me up” it is usually used in a way of saying “your scared 😹”
Translation:
British boy: “you wanna shank me up?? (The opponent says no) Oh you tuna melt, you absolute bean! 😾”
English: “do you want to fight? (They say no) oh your too scared haha! You wimp! 😹”

British boy: OI JASON! 😾 YOU WANNA SCRAP BEHIND THE SPORTS HALL AT LUNCH?”
Jason: nah bro I don’t wanna get in trouble

British boy: OH YOU TUNA MELT MATE, YOUR WEAK 😹😹”

by nxverxlden December 18, 2022

Melting

drinking or partying on a patio or rooftop.

I'm over by the lake just melting.

by DagoRed March 10, 2020

tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 27, 2019