Skip to main content

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.
by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022
mugGet the Social Media Masturbation mug.

Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
mugGet the Social Media Police mug.

Quick Drop Media

Quick Drop Media LLC is a media company that distributes a free daily gaming email newsletter, the Daily Drop. The Daily Drop looks to provide readers with all of the relevant gaming intel in an entertaining and concise (< 5 minutes) read. For example, the newsletters contain information on: Games, Hardware, Software, Streaming, Esports, Top News, Gaming Stocks, Gaming Jobs, events, etc...
Quick Drop Media LLC is a media company that distributes a free daily gaming email newsletter.
by DeDuke June 3, 2021
mugGet the Quick Drop Media mug.

Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"
Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
mugGet the Trial by social media mug.

Mass media online

The wrong definition of an mmo made by some earth 2 fag
Mmorpg is a mass media online role playing game- earth 2 cocksucker idk can't remember his channel name
by Yes176 June 4, 2021
mugGet the Mass media online mug.

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.
by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023
mugGet the Windows Media Player mug.

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player
WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.
by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005
mugGet the windows media player mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email