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Social media attacker

a person who only shows his intelligence in attacking people's posts on social media; a ghost user who only comes alive to attack people on social media; a blind antagonist.
Many social media attackers are worse than their victims.
by PenKraft Mayowa October 13, 2020
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social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents
He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!
by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015
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Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.
That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.
by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011
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Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.
by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023
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Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.
by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022
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social media bitch

A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.
Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.
by CALIHUSTLER July 24, 2020
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windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player
WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.
by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005
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