Mayo

Mayo: some might think of mayonnaise but for someone special that is their nickname ironic huh, mayo is someone who can light up any room they are in they love hard they will protect you till the end and always rode for you it’s hard to try to love him when all he does is try to put on a act but once you break the shell he’s the one that carries your heart

mayo is the man of your dreams believe that

by baby mami November 22, 2021

dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

mayo

1. Abbreviation for mayonnaise.
2. Salad sauce.
3. Fresh sperm shot from the wang.
4. The cream you put on your face before using the razor.
5. Body lotion.
6. Shampoo.
7. Related to Maya.
8. Ice cream.
9. Yogurt.

1. Put some mayo on the sandwich.
2. Put some mayo to my fruit salad.
3. Dude you shot mayo on your face while jacking off.
4. Put the mayo on your face.
5. Mayo is good to your face.
6. Mayo is good to your hair.
7. I like the Mayo Pyramid.
8. I like to eat mayo.
9. You should drink some mayo.

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

by LOLuhm April 18, 2010

Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

Cheap Mayo

The act of rubbing a penny on the tip of your penis until ejaculation.

She anit give me none, so I got some cheap mayo.

by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! January 12, 2024