the maple man

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

Canadian Maplemoose

When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.

Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose

by jjjjjjy February 9, 2022

rosy maple moth

a moth thats yellow and pink and fluffy, cutest thing on earth to me.

person1: hey look, i see a yellow and pink moth!
person2: oh, thats a rosy maple moth!
person1: i love it.

by rosymaplemoth July 25, 2023

frosty red maple

The act of ejaculating on a red heads anus

I met this crazy ginger and I gave her a frosty red maple

by Ricky3knuckles April 20, 2016

Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

by Hiveadventures69 April 19, 2022

maple

When team canada has a spot for a medal position, but ends up missing it and not getting anything.

Did you see that athlete have a shot at 1st, he mapled and got 4th.

by drockd February 23, 2010