When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.
by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006
Get the Bob Ross Mustachemug. In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"
Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010
Get the Maple Leaf Mustachemug. A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.
by OA Tits September 5, 2011
Get the Chicken Shit Mustachemug. A series of embarassing and discusting things that you must go through in order to be inducted into the Mustache Mafia.
by katielynncourtt March 24, 2011
Get the Mustache Mafia Initiationmug. by plokimjunhybgtvfrcdefswzaq December 8, 2017
Get the serial killer mustachemug. by J. Stizz January 18, 2008
Get the kool-aid mustachemug. : is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.
by Mexican Catfish June 26, 2010
Get the mexican catfish mustachemug.