Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma 

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.

……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma by Yr Mum, Yr Dad......Yr Grandma March 17, 2011

Ur Mum Gay

commonly used as a insult that sometimes is hard to come back from

Me: Ur mum gay
Person: No u
Me: ur parents gay together
Person: ur granny tranny

me:ur dad lesbian

Ur Mum Gay by <insert dead meme May 19, 2018

ur mum 

a term used to describe when you have no other comebacks to say or referring to morgz mum who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her

you're an idiot. ur mum. OHHHHHHHH

ur mum by Alana Cirbila April 17, 2020

Mike's mum 

Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.

Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year

Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"

Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"

Mike's mum by P.G Tips October 21, 2010

your mum 

Something you can say:

1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer

Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.

Example 1
*awkward silence*
Me: Your mum.

Example 2
Marie: What's the answer for question 14?
Me: Your mum.

Example 3
Marie: Who do you have a crush on?
Me: Your mum.

your mum by Your mum. :D February 28, 2009

you're mum gay 

When you're mum gay bro

you're mum gay bro

you're mum gay by niiiignoooooooog May 4, 2017

thats what your mum said

To piss someone off, royally.

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."

thats what your mum said by -Ben- May 13, 2005