Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

Lightning

Atmospheric Electrical Discharge

Once a month I get lightning.

by FentanylFiend12 March 12, 2024

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

My lightning

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..

Good morning my lightning I miss you.🎀

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

Lightning McQueef

Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.

Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?

Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.

by Benito Swagolini January 26, 2024

lightning network

To be fair, you have to have a very high income to understand Blockstream. The changes they made are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fulminology most of the changes will go over a typical Beecaesher's head. There's also Adam Back's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Joseph Goebbels literature, for instance. Core's supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these changes, to realize that they're not just intelligent- they say something deep about LIFE.

Core Troll: ahhaha lightning network is so good bcash lol, you guys don't know lol
Normal Person: I just posted the entire work of shake-spear on the BCH blockchain for 2 cents ;)

by beecore April 28, 2018