lemonarianism

A religion for people who believe that all citrus fruits (specifically lemons), should be treated like god-like beings and worshipped constantly.

Eric: Dude, I’m totally gonna convert to Lemonarianism!

Blork: What the fuck is that

by LemonSlice23 December 5, 2023

Lemonading

Lemonading is a word that is used to describe someone peeing in his own or in someone else's mouth. Piss kink is often seen as gross and unhygienic. To attract more people, men would tell men and women to pretend it's just lemonade.

《Oh my god, jack and steph are lemonading! Ewww》
《I love lemonading with my boyfriend!》
《Lemonading is one of my guilty pleasure...》

by Possibly4NewDefinition March 12, 2024

lemonard

anyone who pays for shady stock market courses to make quick money

see that lemonard over there? he has been told to sell tails to recover course fee in one week.

by ltothetits April 10, 2024

Lemonade fudge milkshake

When u piss and shit in her mouth after she gives u head and u mix all 3 of them in her mouth

Man: AMBUSSING
Woman: About time u finally do that!
Man: Done! Anyway, I’m going to piss and shit in ur mouth, I wanna create a lemonade fudge milkshake!
Woman: What?!?
Man: Yessir!!! 😎😎😎

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024

Lemonate

To squirt someone in the face with lemonade.

Dude, why did you just lemonate me?

by Boar1 May 11, 2024

Lemonal

Noun: The metaphorical space between a lemon and a lime. Often used to describe a subtle, yet distinct difference between two objects, scenarios, or choices. Commonly misused by comparing three or more objects.

Etymology: Emerges from incorrect or playful usage of limenal.

Example: Cousin, I’ve narrowed it down to two apartments, but I can’t decide. The difference is lemonal.

by precurious_being June 13, 2024

Lemonade Talk

Derivative slang of the phrase "making lemons out of lemonade" and when used in reaction to conversation from an overly positive human. Also referred to as TALKING LEMONADE.

Rusty asked Herb what happened?! Herb said, "I was working on a four-story roof when I fell off, breaking my hip, neck and spleen..... becoming paralyzed. I lost my wife, my job, my dog hates me, I can't drive my Porsche and a woman will never look at me again. What a great turn of events. From now on I don't have to go into work, wake up in the morning, shower, interact with people, I can drink and cry myself to sleep every night, and I will live like a king off the land and my permanent government disability check in a trailer park with a white picket wheelchair ramp in the front yard. Must have been my lucky day. I don't know what I did to deserve such fortune. Life is good. If not for that I'd have to get up tomorrow and schlep shingles up a 100-foot ladder all day. Who wants to do that for the rest of their lives?!" Rusty replied, "that sounds like a bunch of Lemonade Talk to me!"

by Rusty Sluts November 21, 2024