Kurt

Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo

bakit ba kase kailangan ng Jokes? joke joke joke ayan Kurt hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

by @xsky July 18, 2022

Kurt

Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡

Person 1: dammmnnn whos he?

Person 2: oh he’s kurt
Person 1: hold the phone damn he’s fittttt 🤤

by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020

KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin

. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt

by Sn831 June 02, 2025

KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin

. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt

by Sn831 June 02, 2025

Kurt

When somebody says something sad about the safety of women.

"Damn I'm sorry to hear that Hadelijn, that's really kurt"

by KobeVans March 29, 2020

Kurt

kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.

kurt is so sexy

by akai November 26, 2021

kurt

a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.

i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.

by babsohboy December 20, 2016