Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.

Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.

by [e-mail] October 17, 2007

Kevin Smith

A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.

'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.

It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.

Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.

I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

kevin zhou

a bitch ass cunt nigga jew who screws up group chats and people's social lives, making girls triggered. if you meet him, immediately yell "NIGGA ALEART" and block him on all social media possible.

a: hey, do you know kevin zhou?
b: we dont speak that name

by PMMeNudes November 23, 2016

kevin

kevin is a type of person who won't give up on anything and i love him for that. when you see him your heart just stops and its just you and him in the world,like time stops. when y'all lock eyes you can't stop blushing. kevin makes me feel special and shows his love. if you ever get a kevin you need to keep him and tell him how you feel because not many people get a relationship like this. his very loving and caring! Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.Every time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever. the movie of my life you are my leading man. Heck leading man, you are the only man in the movie!

kevin: hey wanna go out some time

girl: (blushes) yah sure

by shelby.lynn26 June 10, 2018

Kevin Jonas

The least horrible Jonas Brother.

If Kevin Jonas would just quit the boy band and take a few more guitar lessons, he might have half a chance at a decent solo career.

by pieisyourdrug July 7, 2009

Kevin

Kevin is a vsco boy who dosent want to accept it he is just in the denial stage.

Kevin you are such a vsco boy.🙄

by Uggghhb August 23, 2019

Kevin

A dad who’s bad at making Mac and cheese

Kevin is kinda bad at cooking me messed up Mac and cheese

by Demon Milk January 3, 2021