kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024

Kansas

Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter

Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!

by fakename06 January 4, 2019

Kansas

a person who LOVES tacos! and chicken nuggets
I mean who doesn't but this girl is my friend, she's my little weirdo

Kansas, not Arkansas

by chinesepancakes November 21, 2019

Kansas bath

When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.

“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”

by Burlykansasbear April 30, 2024