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joekslover

the best stranger things pov maker. you should drop her a follow on tiktok
‘have you watched joekslover? they’re the best!’
by Hahahloser September 24, 2022
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joosari

A: ayo joosari wassup
Joosari: no.
A: ok
by 90smelody December 24, 2022
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jockstrap daddy

A male that stalks other males
he is my jockstrap daddy
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Jockstrap

An asshole who’s always touching a dick, specifically his. (Could fall into being an incel)
Josh is such a jockstrap
by expirelubejuice April 2, 2023
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Jòòrs Mclâus

The term “Jòòrs Mclâus” represents a legal concept similar to force majeure, but with a unique twist. It signifies a global nullifying effect on an established formal contract agreement, rendering it temporarily or even permanently unenforceable due to unforeseen circumstances beyond the parties' control.

Just as force majeure clauses in contracts are designed to address unforeseen events that may prevent or delay the performance of contractual obligations, “Jòòrs Mclâus” serves a similar purpose in nullifying the effects of a contract. This term reflects the idea that external factors can disrupt the fulfillment of contractual obligations on a global scale, necessitating a provision for nullification.

When faced with a situation where “Jòòrs Mclâus” comes into play, it is essential to follow certain steps:

Recognition: Parties involved in the contract must acknowledge the occurrence of the nullifying event that triggers the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision.
Notification: The affected party should promptly notify the other party/parties about the activation of the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision and the reasons behind it.
Party 1: Okay, lets go Sailing now”
Party 2 “Jòòrs Mclâus" (signifying the agreement made is now nullified)
Party 1 “You said if I gave you a rusty trombone, that you would take me sailing on your yacht.”
Party 1 “ohh wow, so I lick you’re a-hole and get you off and you call "jòòrs mclâus"
Party 2 “Yep, that’s how we do business here”
by OzzyTrader July 16, 2023
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jocksockshock

Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
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joonsbike

@Joonsbike is a TikTok account with 700 followers! They post bts updates and are very nice
Joonsbike may be related to RM of bts.. saying that he doesn’t know how to drive a car yet.. he uses a bike!
by gessica October 21, 2023
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