Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.

1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!

by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011

Jonathan and Eva

The perfect couple <3

Jonathan and Eva are forever and ever :)

by Love :) February 17, 2009

Jonathan Vergopia

A kid that alway gets into fights

Jonathan Vergopia always gets into fight at school

by PS4 is hella gay February 02, 2020

JONATHAN MORENO

The person that has the power of god and anime by there side

He has Jonathan moreno

by One crunchy boi January 13, 2018

Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 09, 2010

Jonathan

Narcissistic and loves to hurt others. Makes the greatest fan fictions of his gay lovers that one of them is a filthy Jew that loves to smash. He also likes to insult everything that moves and refers to them being autistic. He might be a Nazi as well.

From the words of Jonathan:"James you fucking autistic fuck!!-!"
"STEVEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU AUTISTIC DERPY MOTHERFUCKER!"

by MorrisonPimpMaster69 April 24, 2017

Jonathan

A ugly gay fag who has a small dick

He is the worst in bed

Yep that’s a Jonathan

by Grandmaster27 May 10, 2018