The meaning of Jonathan Jaison is fat cut Indian that gets no bitches and simps for everyone and he thinks he has all the G's but is terribly mistaken it is his best friend Aaron who has all the G's and bitches the G's only like Jonathan because Neta told everyone Jonathan Chacko Jaison gives a good titty fuck and the G's what to practise on him before they try on their misses.
by that1indianigg@ August 25, 2022
Jonathan and Eva are forever and ever :)
by Love :) February 18, 2009
by PS4 is hella gay February 02, 2020
He has Jonathan moreno
by One crunchy boi January 13, 2018
by Grandmaster27 March 14, 2018
Narcissistic and loves to hurt others. Makes the greatest fan fictions of his gay lovers that one of them is a filthy Jew that loves to smash. He also likes to insult everything that moves and refers to them being autistic. He might be a Nazi as well.
From the words of Jonathan:"James you fucking autistic fuck!!-!"
"STEVEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU AUTISTIC DERPY MOTHERFUCKER!"
"STEVEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU AUTISTIC DERPY MOTHERFUCKER!"
by MorrisonPimpMaster69 April 24, 2017
A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."
by Jorlamer655 October 08, 2010