dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

eric's Jon

Another word for erection, comes from the norwegian word ereksjon.

Sofie: Check our 'Eric's Jon'.
Andrea: Dude, so deep.

by vesener December 11, 2015

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

Jon

Sometimes toilet other times is to be sodomized. Smells like shit. Fettish for big girls

Aww dude I have to use the Jon.

Or damn Jon smells like shit today

by Dan8 March 4, 2015

lil jon

stop bitchin, he is kinda cool, he is different from other rappers, only he can say those few words the way he do. aint no other nigga like him, y'all mothafuckas bitch ass haters keep your mouths shut!

A: yo nigga, lil jon sux, he aint no rapper
B: who you are to bitch about lil jon, look at jourselve!

by bx April 10, 2006

L'il Jon

A man who resides in Hammond Indiana. Li'l Jon is only 4 inches tall. It's true, I dated him for a short while. He eventually dumped me. I learned my lesson...No more Garden Gnomes...such angry lil dudes!!! Midgets are much nicer!!!

Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???

By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???

Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!

by just peachy April 10, 2006

lil jon

Crunkest playa around. Reminds me of a black James Hetfield vocally.

What?
Okay.
Yeah.
Lets Go.
Watch out!

by Klaymaster June 20, 2005