John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.

John's amazing.

by Hduduso November 28, 2016

John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.

That dude is such a john.

by Ddppaof February 14, 2019

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.

God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him

by Louisecarter December 6, 2019

JOHN

He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy

Person.1damn I will never want to me a John

Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit

by hollyw00d August 18, 2019