Wisdom is fast, Jayden Chen is faster. Jayden Chen, also name as Chen Chen, is empty in the head, this specimen is a useless mommies boy who developed a severe mommy kink. Jayden consistently creates remarks on other peoples' mothers because yet he knows that he just be cuddled like a little bottom bitch baby. His ability to talk to women is equivalent to his ability to cook, and he is stuck in his 4yr old Fifa mindset. If this motherfucker stepped into a forest for more than 10 minutes we would never hear from him again. The only thing worse than his navigation is his voice, and the only thing worse than that is Ivan zy vf Fang's rizz. Chen Chen doesn't have callouses because his little baby ass uses lotion so he can give his boyfriend smooth handjobs. 🍍
by Jayden Chen's mommy June 2, 2023
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He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
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