Tag-jacking

On Facebook, when somone mentions you in a comment or tags you in a post completely irrevelant to you.

"OMG , like - he totally keeps tag-jacking me on posts his mom writes...she doesn't even know me... I mean really."

by James Kressley April 20, 2015

Scuba-Jacking

Jerkin it at the pool inconspicuously while scoping a hot babe

That chick was so hot all I could think about was Scuba-Jacking to get rid of this pool boner

by cpconstruction187 March 26, 2016

Short jacking

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.

(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)

I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.

(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.

by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

loop jacking

The act of using royalty-free samples and loops in an audio recording, then claiming copyright over the sample when anyone else uses the same sample.

Wannabe producers are loop jacking on Youtube to monetize other Youtuber's content.

by JordanST July 26, 2017

mom-jacking

When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.

Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom

Mom-jacking.

Me: I'm feeling so sick today

Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!

Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.

by NugLife08 November 20, 2017