Jessica

A bitch that tells you what to do as you are currently doing it

This bitch is being a Jessica

by ass licker 679 May 31, 2016

Jessica

A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.

"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"

by Just Rusty February 26, 2019

Jessica

A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.

Jessica: Hey lemme hit your juul.

Everyone: No Jessica get your herpes ass outta here.

by getthefuckback March 19, 2019

Jessica

A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica

girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!

by the.truthful.hoe November 10, 2019

jessica swope

the most beautiful girl that i have ever met. The most amazing eyes that seem to mesmerize me everytime i look at them...lucious lips that is kissable all day everyday..ears are soo cute. she has an awesome personality. she always thinks of others before herself. a girl that i am going to marry and be with for the rest of my life. Jessica Swope is the queen of my heart. Beautiful, smart, sexy, sweet, and awesome personality all in one that equals an angel and a perfect wife and person.

i am in love with jessica swope.
Jessica Swope my dream come true

by may-may July 25, 2008

Jessica Hume

Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.

Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!

Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.

Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.

Person 2: Yeah, she's great.

by kaimonoiscool November 26, 2010

Jessica Autumn Sprinkel

One of the most spectacular people to cross you. She can make you feel loved, feel important, feel needed... She is too innocent to ruin a relationship. She's beautiful, kind, and loving. When you talk with her she seems to make you smile at everything She says. Even though She's a state away, She's the perfect one for me. I miss her and I'm glad to have her in my life. It's entirely worth it. I love you Princess.

Jessica Autumn Sprinkel is one of the most amazing people alive.

by Redplex January 10, 2014