A wife beater Stella drinker grumpy sod.
A small knob (quote from his wife)
1 drink down the pub and you’ll be wishing you didn’t marry him.
But can actually crack a good timed joke, and loves his wife really
A small knob (quote from his wife)
1 drink down the pub and you’ll be wishing you didn’t marry him.
But can actually crack a good timed joke, and loves his wife really
by Jp1onthegang November 5, 2018
Get the JAMIE Gmug. To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.
To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.
Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.
Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021
Get the A Jamie Momentmug. Jamie Shi is a very common name in Gale Ranch middle school. Jamie means handsome such as JAMIE Fox and Shi means Chick magnet in Chinese.
by Innovation_080 May 18, 2018
Get the jamie shimug. by FurySlayer December 21, 2022
Get the hello jamiemug. A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.
I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
by Patty b February 6, 2021
Get the Jamie logicmug. Jamie Weber is an absolute bum fucking addict. He sure does just love the taste of greasy-ass dick.
When he goes in front of a mirror naked he loves the look of that grease just dripping down his belly button.
Oh how he lives for the sweet taste of his own grease.
When he goes in front of a mirror naked he loves the look of that grease just dripping down his belly button.
Oh how he lives for the sweet taste of his own grease.
by Jamie Weber August 3, 2021
Get the Jamie Webermug. Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
by Jbo780 November 23, 2017
Get the Jamie Textingmug.