by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Jail mug.A victimless crime that only harms your ego and the damage is dealt only by the fact they you kids lives aren't as important as you'd like them to be. And NOW... Kids are dead because you wanted to make my life a hell of my own description and you have no one to blame but yourselves. You ignored the information you were presented with and tried to enforce your own self-importance by JOINING IN ON THE MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hym "Nah. Go fuck yourself. If you would have did what I told you to do those kids wouldn't be dead. If you didn't feel the need to meet out extra-judicial faux-justice no one would have gotten harmed. And you would have done what I told you to do is only you weren't A FUCKING RETARD. MENTALLY RETARDED. Jail the people orchestrating my stalking in harassment because the point of the stalking and harassment is to get me to either kill myself or kill your kids. Punish the people who convinced you to remain silent. Give the credit and payment for creating that AI just there. And then learn the lesson your mentally retarded ass should have learned BEFORE that school shooting in Texas."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
Get the Jail mug.them beefy meat shells in the jails = jail tacos. think about that shit. got a little spice to em and all
cops locked me up, caught chlamydia from the damn jail tacos. i should move for a mistrial from the food poisoning.
by bebekidd May 2, 2025
Get the jail taco mug.The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
Get the table jail mug.Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.
by theythempussy February 11, 2024
Get the air jail mug.by Trev103 March 5, 2024
Get the rose jail mug.When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024
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