A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.
by little_dark_age July 22, 2022
Get the golden windmug. Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
Get the wind blowermug. When Three or more participate in the act of trapping each other under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes. The Wind Farm is created by the combination of farticles in an upgraded Dutch Oven.
Jamie, Scott and their dog Lefty were in bed; Scott vomited on the sheets when his wife and his dog gave him the white castle Wind Farm edition of the dutch oven.
by Chedward Lazaro March 10, 2015
Get the Wind Farmmug. Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
by trendyboy May 8, 2018
Get the brown windmug. by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008
Get the wind bombsmug. A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017
Get the wankin' in the windmug. Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013
Get the tainted windmug.