Monday, Wednesday, Friday

a musical moshpit of pure awesomeness

Straight out of Montgomery Texas

Monday, Wednesday, Friday

by Knoxford April 29, 2009

monkey monday's

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.

Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's

by WNN4169 June 22, 2020

man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

national monday day

I made national monday day because i wanted to

its national monday day

by monday master February 8, 2021

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020

Mommy Milkers Monday

A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week

“Hey what day is it?”
“It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”

by BerriBugs November 23, 2022

Big Brain Monday

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.

Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021