A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.
Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.
by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025
Get the Glonzo Issuemug. When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
Get the Hanger Issuesmug. by Kavarli November 25, 2024
Get the push the issuemug. by GD Bracket August 22, 2025
Get the skill issuemug. 
by Arson Lord October 4, 2022
Get the Skill Issuemug. Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters
by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023
Get the Daddy issuesmug.