brown wind

A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.

Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!

by trendyboy May 8, 2018

wind bombs

To spin the head in a circular motion, expressing excitement.

"lets go to the BDFL show and do some wind bombs"

by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008

wankin' in the wind

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.

Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!

Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!

by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

wind blower

That person who is all talk and no action.

Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

Wind up

Ryan Woodward

Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up

by Wind up March 9, 2022

Cheeks to the wind

When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.

Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020