the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.
person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012
Get the Joe 'illmug. In a way that is contrary or forbidden by MAGA law. Particularly in reference to immigration status.
Those Mexicans that make my lawn look so good must have entered into this country ill-eagley. ThEy TooK OuR JoBs iLl-EaGlEy.
by angrysooner July 8, 2025
Get the ill-eagleymug. When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.
by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021
Get the Mentally Illmug. Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."
by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010
Get the inappropriate illness syndromemug. *kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!
chad proceeded to not change
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!
chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
Get the ill change i promisemug. whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.
(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."
by thebaddestflathoe May 24, 2021
Get the ill get you funnymug. Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?
Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009
Get the ill money buttmug.