iPhone

when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it

Bro, last night me and my girl were bangin and i have her a iPhone

by idothisinschoolwiththeboys November 29, 2021

iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

iPhone

A smart phone created by Apple Inc. released in 2007 that has been updated for 15 years.

Wow, from the original iPhone to the iPhone 13 pro max, there has been a huge difference!

by No source definitions April 23, 2022

Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

iphone 2

Basically ur mum goes to stormzy and says"peng tings on my watsapp and my iphone 2"

Fam I got iPhone 2

by Mad help March 16, 2017

iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.

Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025

IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.

Did you get the new IPHONE LXIX.

by TunaBread July 1, 2020