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IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
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iPhone 11 Pro Max

A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.
1: I got an IPhone 11 Pro Max
2: ok
by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022
mugGet the iPhone 11 Pro Maxmug.

Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Iphone hairdryer

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans
Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer
by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022
mugGet the Iphone hairdryermug.

iPhone

"Wow did you just get the new iPhone 12? Yeah it is so good looking."
by skyiii December 18, 2020
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iphone 16E

An iPhone SE with the body of a 14 and the soul of a 16, minus a gpu core. No magsafe, no Dynamic Island, just one camera and no ultra wide band.
The iphone 16E basically is an iPhone SE. Magsafe iPhone 16e cases do indeed exist. But it’ll just charge at 7.5w as opposed to the 20 or so watts of the regular iPhone 16 family.
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