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Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018
mugGet the Iphone Syndromemug.

Apple iPhone

Apple iPhone = Airbus and Samsung Galaxy = Boeing.
mugGet the Apple iPhonemug.

iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025
mugGet the iPhone 17mug.

IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
mugGet the IPhone LXIXmug.

Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily
Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
mugGet the Iphone 15 pro maxmug.

iPhone

iPhone is better then other phones
by tobythepizzaman October 17, 2021
mugGet the iPhonemug.

Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz
A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one
by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019
mugGet the Iphonemug.

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