horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.

Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!

by Manhappenins February 17, 2017

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

Horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

Oh my gosh it’s horseface

by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019

horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"

by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019

horse

The horse (Equus ferus caballus) is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. It is an odd-toed ungulate mammal belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae.

Person1: What are those people called that ride horses?
Person2: Equestrians.
Person1: Thanks. I was about to just call them horse-people.
Person2: No, that's a centaur.

by TeachYouTheHorse July 24, 2019