Hooning

to have sex with somebody

I hooned her.
i hooned last night.
Want to hoon?
Had a great night hooning!!

by The Elliots March 4, 2009

Hooking Up

Pretty much just French Kissing (Kissing with toungue) :D

did you see Bob hooking up with Fran the other night.

by tah-ya_93 October 29, 2008

Hooting

The act of washing someone else's body with a sponge

"I heard Leland was hooting Tiffany and she queefed."
"That's just nasty, hooting is supposed to be clean nig."

by jacoboTN182 March 30, 2008

Hooding

When two people wearing hoodies put on their hoods and stick their heads in each other's hood. A form of friendship or warmth.

I'm really close to my friends, so I try to hood with them as much as possible. Hooding is great.

by Fussy_Nielsen September 13, 2015

Dry Hopping the Loo Brew

The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.

Me: *Farts in shower*

Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...

Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.

by Hollyvvood April 18, 2017

hoping the dog

An American term meaning to ride the greyhound bus.An interstate bus company that will take you anywhere in the USA for a low fare.Usually used by low income families,young single people or military personel.

I have to go see my grandma in Kentucky, and I dont have much money, so I guess Im hoping the dog.

by wordman July 15, 2005

hooking bitch

A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.

"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."

"What a hooking bitch."

by SexyTrucker November 20, 2009