While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!
Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!
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When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face
when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!
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Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
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by Bb&cv July 9, 2010
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Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.
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