Hangover-GASM

The act of masturbating the morning of a hangover to help reduce the side effects caused by all the drinking done the night before.

Hunter pounded too many Miller Lites the night before and woke up with a severe hangover. The only cure was jerking it to get a Hangover-GASM.

by NIsmoAU August 1, 2018

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Rage Hangover

When something makes you angry for so long that even when you've moved past it, you're still angry and moody.

Person a: "Did you see the Brett Kavanaugh interview?"

Person b: "Yeah, I've been angry for days, and now I have a rage hangover."

by Raleeanna October 5, 2018

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Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.

I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.

by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022

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The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.

One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.

Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.

by makopowered October 30, 2019

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Dick Hangover

When a girl or guy (depending on their preference) has either sucked, fucked or given a handjob to 5 or more dicks the previous night, and following the next morning, they are so tired from the previous night, that they have a "dick hangover". Usually applicable to hookers.

Girl: I'm sooo tired from last night
Guy: What did you do?
Girl: Fucked 7 guys at once. Now I've got a dick hangover.

by KaseyNah February 9, 2010

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