Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020

hamberger

How Trump spells hamburger in 2020. We have progressed from the 2019 spelling of hamberders.

...schedule and eating habits, written by a third rate reporter who knows nothing about me. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read see that I am angrily eating a hamberger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. People with me are always stunned, Anything to demean!

by anon.gcfgv755r April 28, 2020

hamberder

A hamberder (sometimes spelt hamberger) is a person who deliberately eats an unbalanced diet. This lifestyle choice is often followed by old white males and results in a significant lowering of their IQ. Hamberders also believe that they are more intelligent than other people when the reverse is actually true.

Dude is a hamberder

by Hot Rozzer April 29, 2020

Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Hamberger

It contains mainly contains meat sauce cheese vegetables and sandwiched with 2 slabs of buns

the most popular meet found within a burger comes from cows

Damn bro that's a thick lookin Hamberger can I have a bite of them buns

by burger yoshi December 8, 2020

hamburger

an insult

hey mark I'm eating your mom

no, my mom isn't a hamburger

yea but she is a dead cow

by Heathen_R December 9, 2020

Hambism

a distinct variation of Ba'athism that originated in the Hamba Republic. This ideology was popularized by the Chancellor Hamba of the Republic. It stands for individualism and protects social rights while still maintaining authoritarian ideals.

Victory is soon ours and Hambism will spread in the will of Hamba, his people, and God

by Chancellor Hamba February 16, 2021