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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022
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trucker grenade

A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.
Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.
by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023
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bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.
I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...
by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010
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Scandinavian Frag Grenade

“Hey, you want to have a snowball fight?”
“No way man, you always use Scandinavian Frag Grenades
by AJBroheem February 1, 2021
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hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.
did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!
by capndick August 11, 2010
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Chinese Hand Grenade

A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.
'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
by Tund March 6, 2008
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Grenade Theory

THE GRENADE THEORY:
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.

Got that?

HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.

Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.

OR

Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
by TrueKelpa January 17, 2011
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