government

Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything

Yo let’s raid Area 51

Yo chill the government is watching

by Mister I don’t know July 30, 2019

Government administration

Paying vulnerable sector persons a 1800 era wage on odsp

This government administration gave me 27 months to live.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Government

A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people

A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Governmenting

Trying to help in the most unhelpful way possible.

My family keeps governmenting me by cleaning my house but putting everything in the wrong spot.

by UPSgod January 15, 2022

Government Fent

opioid substitution therapy (suboxone/methadone)

funded by your local government entity for free.

"gotta go get my Government Fent before the pharmacy closes"

by whyzyk January 17, 2025

Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.

Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.

by vibegov April 19, 2025

government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016