god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

God

Someone named Blake

Look at Blake over there isn’t he a literal god yes indeed he is

by God literal Jesus November 12, 2020

God

Memeulous

God wears shades and a bandana

by Pie face showdown January 19, 2020

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God

Who can save lives and do great miricals and is TOTALLY true

I trust in God do you? Well let me tell you about him.

by Jiggle,jiggle May 6, 2016

God

God is the beginning and the end the alpha and Omega the father to the fatherless

God is my father

I love God

I want to know God

by Kingngotit November 28, 2016

GOD

A great deity he gave us weed and other drugs

GOD

by ayyy dog June 29, 2020